Midwestern Male Identifying Queer Polytheist. Reg. Smoker. Faux-Badass. Purveyor of capslock, keymash, and occasionally incoherent ramblings. Talks too much. Learning to stay on topic. Runs with scissors. Ate paste that once, but was more prone to sneaking some play-doh. Will one day ride a Stegosaurus, be it into battle or just to work. Perpetual affection for serifs. Addictions include photoshop, coffee, the aforementioned capslock and keymash, and the British in all forms. Weaknesses found in having to sing the alphabet song every time alphabetical order is required. Life's ambition to run away to a home yet to be found.